and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want nice things and good sex
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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