Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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