is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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