Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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