it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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