You surviving the open bar?
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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