Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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