Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
MIDGETS
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For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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