i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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