For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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