Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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