dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same