Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
