Just cropdusted the office
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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