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you win
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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