My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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