Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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