this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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