You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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