i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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