just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Randomize
