As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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