Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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