okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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