your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.