i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.