I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I need to sanitize my soul.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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