If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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