I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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