I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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