i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But theres a keg here and me gusta
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
