do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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