Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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