I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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