So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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