i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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