Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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