Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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