Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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