I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
All I want is dick and wine.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
