I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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