How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
All the doctor said was why
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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