the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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