god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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