She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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