yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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