No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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