Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Help. Why am I so naked?
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