Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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