To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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