Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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