so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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