Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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