Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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