did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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