school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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